The Corporate Baby
June 10, 2011
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month
- Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month
- Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
- Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or woman; They`ll produce a child with zero resources
- Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is delivered, they`ll just document 9 months.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly……
- Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
