The Corporate Baby

June 10, 2011
  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month
  • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month
  • Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby
  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or woman; They`ll produce a child with zero resources
  • Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is delivered, they`ll just document 9 months.
  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. And lastly……
  • Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

 

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http://www.banglaradio.org.au/BR-Archive-2007.htm
“This week’s program presented a light-hearted ‘onu-natika’ – Licence – about a driving lesson in Canberra. The voices were provided by Najmun Nahar Ratna and Lita Talukder and the script was written by Sadequr Rahman. The two songs played in the program ‘bajilo kaharo bina’ and ‘tufan mail’ were sung by the Bangladeshi singer Apala Farhad Naved. The program also presented an update about fund-raising activities in Canberra for the flood-affected people in Bangladesh. This week’s program was produced and presented by Sadequr Rahman.”

Apala Farhad Naved singing the song in a fund-raiser

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I’m sitting at the doctor’s office with possible onset of chicken pocks… In trying to find out more about this, I found that it’s a virus that usually infects children between 4 and 12. When it subsides, it doesn’t really go away – simply recedes to the nervous system. There is no cure – so its anotherf life-form we share our body with. If it resurfaces (literally) it is known as Shingles – a far more painful variation of the same.

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জাতীয় সঙ্গীত

আমার সোনার বাংলা, আমি তোমায় ভালোবাসি।
চিরদিন তোমার আকাশ, তোমার বাতাস, আমার প্রাণে বাজায় বাঁশি।।
ও মা, ফাগুনে তোর আমের বনে ঘ্রাণে পাগল করে,
মরি হায়, হায় রে–
ও মা, অঘ্রানে তোর ভরা ক্ষেতে আমি কী দেখেছি মধুর হাসি।।
কী শোভা, কী ছায়া গো, কী স্নেহ, কী মায়া গো–
কী আঁচল বিছায়েছ বটের মূলে, নদীর কূলে কূলে।
মা, তোর মুখের বাণী আমার কানে লাগে সুধার মতো,
মরি হায়, হায় রে–
মা, তোর বদনখানি মলিন হলে, ও মা, আমি নয়নজলে ভাসি।।
তোমার এই খেলাঘরে শিশুকাল কাটিল রে,
তোমারি ধুলামাটি অঙ্গে মাখি ধন্য জীবন মানি।
তুই দিন ফুরালে সন্ধ্যাকালে কী দীপ জ্বালিস ঘরে,
মরি হায়, হায় রে–
তখন খেলাধুলা সকল ফেলে, ও মা, তোমার কোলে ছুটে আসি।।
ধেনু-চরা তোমার মাঠে, পারে যাবার খেয়াঘাটে,
সারা দিন পাখি-ডাকা ছায়ায়-ঢাকা তোমার পল্লীবাটে,
তোমার ধানে-ভরা আঙিনাতে জীবনের দিন কাটে,
মরি হায়, হায় রে–
ও মা, আমার যে ভাই তারা সবাই, ও মা, তোমার রাখাল তোমার চাষি।।
ও মা, তোর চরণেতে দিলেম এই মাথা পেতে–
দে গো তোর পায়ের ধূলা, সে যে আমার মাথার মানিক হবে।
ও মা, গরিবের ধন যা আছে তাই দিব চরণতলে,
মরি হায়, হায় রে–
আমি পরের ঘরে কিনব না আর, মা, তোর ভূষণ ব’লে গলার ফাঁসি।।

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At peace with innocense

November 23, 2010

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Leila was born on the 6th of October at 10:30 am. She came out fighting with 10days under the UV and then 4days in NICU.

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Someone asked me this question about a position I held a while back of a Webmaster. Back then (and I mean about a decade ago) it was simple. A Webmaster had to know and understand HTML and be able to update (mostly) static pages with new or updated content. Experience with Images, Audio, Video, 3D, etc. was an added bonus. I was among the few ‘Webmasters’ of my time who actually knew Server Side programming, Database administration as well as some basic Scripting (JavaScript).

Now the times have changed to a point where a ‘Webmaster’ position has been further sub-divided into specific tasks. There now exists for the same Websites:

  • a Designer (or an outsourced company for Theme design)
  • an User Interface Developer whose primary task is to look beyond the pre-conceptions of the people within the company and develop an interface with the audience in mind.
  • a Database Administrator to handle the organizational data as it relates internally as well as with the corporate Website
  • a Developer with knowledge to integrate data, code and multimedia in a modular and extensible fashion
  • a Front-End Developer with extensive CSS and JavaScript knowledge to work with UI Developer in developing a successful Website
  • a Network Administrator to handle separation of internal/sensitive data with external/public data as well as maintain a threat-proof server environment
  • a Multi-Platform Content Manager who handles electronic Newsletters, Blogs, Social Media and Website content, etc.
  • an Information Technology administrator/architect to oversee all of the above, create strategies based on the organization and implement projects/parameters to accomplish established goals

Please let me know if I’ve missed something!

The next question asked was: ‘Do you think there exists such Webmasters now?’
Answer: Definitely. Though scarce, there exists people like us who are sometimes perceived as an asset – and sometimes perceived as people who hold ground in the Horizontal but not the Vertical.

It is no longer enough to simply have a Website – anyone can build one with any free tools available out there. Some industries go with Custom CMS (Content Management Systems) that manage their site content and has some additional features. These are usually industries with a lot of capitals and funds that can support custom development.  Others go the GPL (Gnu Public License) or Open-Source CMS solutions and integrate their products/services.

The advantages of an open-source system, in my opinion, outweighs the drawbacks (usually security issues that that can be circumvented). Over the last year, using Open-Source CMS like WordPress (it can be modeled and customized to mimic a CMS), I’ve been able to cater to several small businesses with relative ease. Items such as XML Sitemaps (required for Google Webmaster Tools), Site Statistics (Google Analytics), RSS Feeds (can be integrated with FeedBurner, or external Websites), Twitter, Facebook, Google iCal, Amazon/Amazon aStore, Google AdSense, etc. can be integrated literally within minutes.

The Theme development process has proven to be so permissive that I’ve been able to accommodate various design concepts into it.

With the right person on the helm, it is possible to raise one’s head above the ocean of Websites into the ‘Opt-In’ realm of Web 2.0 with relative ease. Unfortunately, only individuals with deep understanding of the new technologies, trends and RPC (Remote Procedure Call) – and how they all correlate to elevate Website ranking – will be able to comprehend the complexities of the current virtual realm. Users now tend to ‘elect’ how to interact with virtual content – COLD CALLS WILL NOT WORK!

It may be the most opportune time for any ambitious organization to restructure their executive branch with such pioneers of the future. Without such extensive breadth of scope, it is useless for anyone to have a Website anymore.

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মাহমুদা খাতুন দীর্ঘ পঞ্চাশ বছর ধরে প্রচারমাধ্যমগুলোতে গান গেয়ে আসছেন ৷ ১৯৫৮ সনে সুগায়ক ভ্রাতা কাজী আনোয়ার হোসেনের প্রভাবে বেতারে আধুনিক গান দিয়ে যাত্রা শুরু করেন ৷ পরবর্তীতে সন্জীদা খাতুন ও ফাহমিদা খাতুনের অনুজা হিসেবে রবীন্দ্রসঙ্গীতে চর্চা সহজাত হয় ও বিশেষ আকর্ষণ করা যায় ৷ বেতার ও টিভিতে তিনি আজও রবীন্দ্রসঙ্গীতই গেয়ে আসছেন ৷

পুরোনো আধুনিক গানে তাঁর যথেষ্ট আগ্রহ থাকায় বেশ কিছু আধুনিক গান তিনি করে থাকেন ৷ তা থেকে “দোলা দিয়ে যায় কে?” সিডিটিতে মোট আটটি গান গেয়েছেন মাহমুদা ৷ এর আগে “এ কি সুগন্ধ হিল্লোল বহিল” ক্যাসেটে ও “বাজিলো কাহার বীণা সিডিতে রবীন্দ্রসঙ্গীত গেয়েছেন ৷ শিল্পীর পরিচয় তাঁর শিল্প সিদ্ধিতে ৷ রসিক জনের অনুধাবনের উদ্দেশ্শে নিবেদিত হলো “দোলা দিয়ে যায় কে?” সিডিটি ৷

সিডি প্রকাশে বিশেষ সহায়তা দিয়েছেন রবীন্দ্রসঙ্গীত শিল্পী মুজিবুল কাইয়ুম ৷ যন্ত্রানুসঙ্গে দৌলোতুর রহমান ৷

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Back to thought

August 27, 2009

Senses deceive. We all know it, but never take it in it’s philosophical context. If ‘The Bible says God exists, therefore God exists’ can be dismissed by arguing that the Bible said the Earth is the center of the Universe, why should I not dismiss all sensory data?

My belief in One God has never been swayed. If ‘He Begetteth not and nor is He Begotten’ is true, we are ALL part of God. Thus created ‘in his image’ in Christianity. So what if religion is truly many roots leading to the same tree?

Going back to thought made me realize yet again how critical it is to look without senses once in a while. My experience, my path in life exist in all possible realities. Every decision every person makes creates alternate realities that all lead back to the same tree.

Starting point life; end-point death. To not live by ones values is to not live! Quoting Zapata again: ‘It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.’ Does that not apply to everyday life?

What if thoughts are the only true instruments to find the true path in life? Applying all of my skills, knowledge, and ‘thought’ to weave together my own web of life that leads me back to One?

I am back to thought.

As I return united to One; my work – current and past – applies itself in its own path. There has never been a miracle or a tragedy. I can see clearly that this is the path back where everything I’ve done in life comes together.

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WordPress › Support » Download failed.: Could not create Temporary file.

While the WrodPress system is Opensource and Platform Independent, many of the internal functionalities require a greater understanding of the Operating Systems they may reside on, the php settings that prevent/allow certain actions and last (definitely not the least) file/folder permissions on your Web server’s directories.

Windows and Unix based systems have a fundamental difference in how it handles the file permissions on a directory. Linux systems (derived from unix based) are pretty simple – Read Write and eXecute (rwx) permissions on the 3 basic groups – Owner, Group and Everyone. the 3 digits in the permissions – say 755 – means that System has rwx permission (7 – the first digit), Group and All have rx permissions (5 – Read/Execute).

Windows has always been a mess – a solid structure built with a rotten base. However, as most of us humans are infected by the Windows Gangrene, it’s useful to review the system of user permissions there.

If you are using a Plesk control panel (you will have different levels of access dependent on your Admin unless you are configuring a Dedicated Server), you have to go into the File Manager in Presk, click the ‘lock’ icon to get to the permissions – then click the Advanced button.

In windows (Plesk) there would be TWO entries – one for the Folder’s permission, one for the Files’ permission. There will also be multiple Users dependent on your IIS Server Settings. What you are looking for is the Internet User account – IIS_ or IUSR_ or similar. And don’t forget to ckeck the box for ‘apply to child objects’ check-box.

The Automatic Plugin Upgrades were problematic. un-checking the ‘php safe-mode on’ box to turn safe-mode off makes the ftp upgrade allowable.

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